friends say the darndest things

Hmm I don't know what to think of how my friends view my essence.. Liz once said that if I was a car, I'd be one of those 1978 Ford LTD Country Squires, a.k.a. one of those straight up ugly-ass scary 4-door fake wooden station wagons. Then, in a posh boutique in NYC, both Lindsey and Emily both full heartedly agreed that my color is mustard yellow. WHAT? So I'm a mustard yellow wooden station wagon? oh lordy...